Wednesday, January 30, 2008

200.64 - Green Hornet Fishing Pole



To Our Concerned Customers:

It has been reported that an Illegal Ice Penetrator is attempting to access the Territorial Baitman Waters in an unauthorized manner.

It seems that the Perpetrator , known only as "Billy O", has manufactured a funky pole device to access the waterways through the ice. Our investigators have discovered that he is distributing his products through E-Bay.
Buy It Now price: US $21.00

End time:Feb-01-08 18:42:33 PST (1 day 23 hours)
Shipping costs:
US $6.00
US Postal Service Priority Mail®
Ships to:United States
Item location: Hamburg, MI, United StatesHistory:0 bids

Not much is known about this "Billy O" at this time, but it is reported that he thinks he needs no license agreement with the Baitman since "Ice" is no longer water, thus an uncontrolled substance. It has also been discovered that He has set up his manufacturing facilities in the same neighborhood as the former "Better Baits" outfit.

The Baitman certainly encourages new product development, but all products need to be endorsed by, and carry,our "BUL" (Baitman Underwater Labs) Seal of Approval, so that we can collect the appropriate royalties.

It is suspected that the company will experience a meltdown by Spring and will just become another .dot com trying to manipulate the Bait Business.

The Baitman urges that "Billy O" come forward and present himself with his true intentions, properly sign New Product Licenses, and agree to use only approved Baitman Bait with his product.

The Baitman is also offering a "1000 Worm Reward" for further information.

Sincerely,
Frozen Bait Department

Baitman Enterprises
1/30/08
200.64

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