
To Our Concerned Customers:
 It has been reported that an Illegal Ice  Penetrator is attempting to access the Territorial Baitman Waters in an  unauthorized manner.
It seems that the Perpetrator , known only as "Billy O", has manufactured a funky pole device to access the waterways through the ice. Our investigators have discovered that he is distributing his products through E-Bay.
 It seems that the Perpetrator , known only as "Billy O", has manufactured a funky pole device to access the waterways through the ice. Our investigators have discovered that he is distributing his products through E-Bay.
 price: US  $21.00
 price: US  $21.00 End time:Feb-01-08 18:42:33 PST   (1 day 23 hours) 
 US $6.00
US Postal Service Priority Mail®
 US Postal Service Priority Mail®
Ships to:United States 
 Item location: Hamburg, MI, United StatesHistory:0  bids
 Not much is known about this "Billy O" at  this time, but it is reported that he thinks he needs no license agreement with  the Baitman since "Ice" is no longer water, thus an uncontrolled substance. It  has also been discovered that He has set up his manufacturing facilities in the  same neighborhood as the former "Better Baits" outfit.
 
 The Baitman certainly encourages new product  development, but all products need to be endorsed by, and carry,our "BUL"  (Baitman Underwater Labs) Seal of Approval, so that we can collect the  appropriate royalties.
 It is suspected that the company will  experience a meltdown by Spring and will just become another .dot com trying  to manipulate the Bait Business.
 The Baitman urges that "Billy O" come  forward and present himself with his true intentions, properly sign New Product  Licenses, and agree to use only approved Baitman Bait with his product.
 
 The Baitman is also offering a "1000 Worm  Reward" for further information.
 Sincerely,
 Frozen Bait  Department
Baitman Enterprises
1/30/08
200.64
 Baitman Enterprises
1/30/08
200.64
 
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