200.23 - Baitman's Mail Box (D)

Customer Screws Up Baitman Chain Letter

Mr. Worm Man. I filled out the Worm chain letter but when I clicked the button to join the pyramid NOTHING HAPPENED!! WHAT SHOULD I DO???????? I'VE GOT TO GET ON THIS PYRAMID!!! I DESPERATELY NEED MY ONE MILLION WORMS!!!!!!! HEEEEEELP!!!! CONSUMER JOE (10/4/04).

To: Wishing On A Worm:

The Baitman remains perplexed that YOU already BROKE the Chain. You were selected for your unique computer skills, thus any pushing of wrong buttons, or failure to follow instructions, is not excusable.

The Baitman suspects that perhaps you became too GREEDY for the Million Worms, and in your haste to shortcut yourself to the Top Of The Pyramid, you BROKE the chain for Hilbert and Dougie who take these worm matters seriously. I wouldn't want to be in your Compost Pile when they hear about that news......!!!!

The Baitman suggests that your only relief will be to Team Up with Berni who is the known Chain Letter Expert. Perhaps you may be able to Split the Worms with her. As a consolation we can only offer you one of our Bumper Stickers for your participation.

Baitman Enterprises
10/4/04
200.23