BAITMAN BEER
A Critical Warning is being issued to the BAITMAN shareholders. Our Underwater Division has discovered that the Fish have schooled together their resources and are claiming that the Introduction of Our Fishing Cam is an Invasion of their Privacy.
This Emergency Response Item can be ordered with your regular Worm/Crawler Order. Baitman suggests that you Download at least one Six- Pak on each fishing trip. This will protect you from the temptations from the Fish Community who are attempting to BAIT you with "Free Beer"......
Disclaimer Note:
Baitman Service Paks will be shipped l/2 full. This provides safety in compliance safe navigation rules and also provides flotation and loss prevention in case of user stupidity. Certified Baitman Customers may order BAITMAN BEER in 55gal Drums. The drums can be recycled into Live Wells or perhaps even a Pontoon. Schematic Plans available from BAITMAN PRODUCTS.
Baitman Enterprises
3/30/04
200.19
Baitman Enterprises
3/30/04
200.19
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