Monday, January 28, 2008

200.61 - Baitman Monopoly Game



THE BAITMAN PRESENTS......

The New "GLOBAL EDITION" of MONOPOLY....

For those who have not played Monopoly for awhile we remind you that you start at "GO". From that point on there are some changes in this Fishing Expedition that are not traditional from the game when you were a kid. We will explain in the following Game Rules.

The Object of the Game is rather Simple. All you have to do is to make it around the Board and Buy as many Worms as you can from the Baitman to be the WINNER.
First, you must make a Deposit by placing all of your money into the BAITMAN BANK. This will get the game started.

GAME TIPS & RULES:

1. You only get One Dice (Die) - to roll. This is the "House Edge" to keep the game at a moderate speed and to obtain more Baitman Sales. Valued customers may be offered the chance to buy an additional "Die" at a later time.

2. You must present your own "Token" at the "GO" position. We suggest a Minnow, Worm, or Cricket as such. Players using large tokens such as Dogs and Cats will not be allowed to proceed.

3. BOARDWALK PLACE: Unlike regular Monopoly, this is NOT where you want to end your game. This is considered DRY DOCK and obviously you have demonstrated no Fishing Skills.

4. COMMUNITY CHEST CARDS: These cards usually make you donate back to the Baitman Bank the Catches that you have accumulated.

5. CHANCE CARDS: These cards are pretty Valuable to the Player. Sometimes you will earn Double-Bait Bucks, A Free Fishing Shack, Collect Worms from all other Players - But if you get the ADVANCE TO BOARDWALK.... YOU LOSE....YOU GET NOTHING !!!!!!!

6. RAILROADS: We don't use Rail Roads anymore for Fishing, so these are Free Spaces.

7. HOUSES: You may purchase "Fishing Shacks" on properties by buying the required amount of Bait. If You have sufficient funds, you may purchase a "Bait Shop" (Hotel).

8. If you land on "FREE PARKING" you advance to the nearest Railroad. IF you land in "JAIL" you advance to BOARDWALK.... (Sorry, that's just the way the software was written.


Per the "EQUAL FISHING OPPOR-TUNA ACT" . sponsored by BAITMAN in Congress, 2001. and in the interest of FAIR CATCHING and GAMING, will provide upon request. detailed Algebraic Formulation used in the design of this software.
Contact: BAITMASTER

REGISTER: Please send me the current Baitman Catalog 2005 Edition. or portions of it as we get around to publishing it. You will be discreetly billed funds as we feel necessary to keep this boat afloat. Once in awhile, you will be sent a free worm or some Baitman product for Consumer/Test Analysis. If you give a favorable response we will give some credit to your account or free coupons.

Baitman Enterprises
1/26/03
200.61


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