Sunday, January 13, 2008

200.17 - Detroit Thanksgiving Day Parade


PRESS RELEASE:

This morning, the BAITMAN, has confirmed that he has entered his Giant "Wiggle Worm" Balloon into the DETROIT Thanksgiving Parade this year at the last minute.

As reported in the New York Times, it was to scheduled for the Macy Thanksgiving Parade, but Baitman claims that the Detroit River affords more access to the Canadian Crawler Market than New York. It seems that shipping across Niagra Falls has been cost prohibitive at this time.

Giant Helium Balloonhead Cast

It is uncertain at press time whether the "Wiggle Worm" will Lead the Parade or Tail the Parade. Baitman claims that if the Balloon was scaled to "worm inches", and inflated accordingly, it would stretch from Cobo Hall to 8 Mile Road.

Extra security is in place by the Detroit Police Department this year. Anyone coming to the parade with "hooks" or "lures" will be arrested on the spot.
WIGGLE WORM.........WELCOME TO DETROIT........

Baitman Enterprises
11/23/05
200.17


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