Customer receives Baitman Coin Re-Bait
OOOOOOoooo...... I'll take a thousand coins! Here's my credit card number 553-2208-4875-2248 - Thank you for the Re-Bait. I bought all my Worms and Coins in US Dollars. Why am I being paid back in Funny Money? (Consumer JOE - (12/10/01).
BAITMAN appreciates your order for our Limited Edition Fish Coins. Per your instructions, we have TOTALLY MAXed the above Credit Card. Your bountiful Credit Rating entitles you to an instant Cash REBAIT...enclosed.
Thank You for your Investment in Baitman Fish Coins. Our Numismatic experts predict that there will not be much value in the Dolphin (Heads) side of the coin, but the Mermaid (Tails) side of the coin is predicted to be highly profitable.
As you know, The Bait Shop is naturally an OFF-Shore operation. We set up the corporation in this manner so as to be able to avoid having to pass on the "Luxury" taxes to fishermen who purchase Genuine Baitman products.
Some of our products, however, are imported from the soil-enriched European Crawler Market. We have saved you additional "Import" taxes. Our records indicate that you have also purchased "Dried-Out" worms (Saudi Arabian Desert Worms), and "Freeze-Dried" worms (Ukraine/Hungarian Worms). Thus your RE-BAIT was processed from our Overseas Global Office.
Effective 1/1/2002 - You may convert your Re-Baits to EUROS. At the moment, the Baitman can not accept Euros, but we do take Visa, Master Card, and Kugerands.
Baitman Enterprises
1/1/02
200.22
As you know, The Bait Shop is naturally an OFF-Shore operation. We set up the corporation in this manner so as to be able to avoid having to pass on the "Luxury" taxes to fishermen who purchase Genuine Baitman products.
Some of our products, however, are imported from the soil-enriched European Crawler Market. We have saved you additional "Import" taxes. Our records indicate that you have also purchased "Dried-Out" worms (Saudi Arabian Desert Worms), and "Freeze-Dried" worms (Ukraine/Hungarian Worms). Thus your RE-BAIT was processed from our Overseas Global Office.
Effective 1/1/2002 - You may convert your Re-Baits to EUROS. At the moment, the Baitman can not accept Euros, but we do take Visa, Master Card, and Kugerands.
Baitman Enterprises
1/1/02
200.22
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