200.58 - Baitman Halloween Costume

Attention:

Baitman Customers

All USA Associates:

SEASONAL SCAM ALERT....

We have been advised that the once defunct "Better Baits" has surfaced once again. In a Bold move, he even set up his operation on the GRAND RIVER which runs straight through our Baitman Waterways in this town. The entire Operation is under "Disguise" using a Halloween Outlet Store as a front.

We sent in our Undercover Investigators to see what is going on. First, it seems that he is having his own problems with the local officials. On the Front Door they have posted a large Orange Sticker - " NO FISHING HERE ". It was also noted that there was no "Handicap Boat Docking" facilities.

Inside, Our Investigators found a huge "Meat Department" which is nothing else than "Bait" being sold in a disguise. The Shelves are loaded with Unauthorized Products that are not licensed by our "Fin N Fur" Dept" - like Wigs, Hooks, Clubs, Spears. etc.

When our Mystery Shoppers attempted to make a Purchase to gather evidence, It was noted that the Credit Card machine automatically "DECLINES" the Baitman Debit Card.

Baitman Enterprises works continuously to develop ways to "Disguise" our Fisherman Appearance in order to "FOOL" the Fish Population. This Item is now available for only $29.95 when placing your Regular Bait Order. Yes, We DO ACCEPT the Baitman Debit Card.

Baitman Enterprises
10/10/07
200.58