Wednesday, January 16, 2008

200.35 - Baitman Request Rabbit Fish


DEAR BAITMAN CUSTOMER:

Our Research & Development Department is seeking a genuine RABBIT FISH for our Fin & Fur Division. We could not get one on E-Bay, but you might have one right in your own Fishing Hole.

If you can catch one for us and send it in, we will gladly recompense you with a tidy sum of Worms and probably even throw in some other free gift.

The "Rabbit Fish" gets its name from the Chewing Motion it uses to eat Bait, which is similiar to a Rabbit. The general size of the Rabbit Fish is not known for sure, but are reported to be kept in Aquariums. Reports do not indicate whether this is a Home aquarium or the SEA WORLD aquarium.

We suspect that we are dealing with a Pan-Sized critter and thus, The Baitman's "36" worm should be more than adequate to capture. If you encounter a larger one, just add some more Worm Inches.

Research & Development Department

Baitman Enterprises
12/8/05
200.35

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