Monday, January 14, 2008

200.25 - Baitman Busted On Worm Container Tax


Customers Fail to Pay Core Taxes

The Department of HOMELAND SECURITY has detected that you have "ATTEMPTED" to purchase Bait and Worms from the BAITMAN utilizing the Front Alias of the Trojan Busters Website.

Your order for Worms was viewed and documented in the Guest Book.
Should you actually receive your order, You will be considered in "POSSESSION"...and that could be a heap of trouble for YOU......You are dealing with an OFF Shore Organization which has been distributing Worms, Minnows, and Crickets around the World and has never paid the "Container" Deposits.

The Geneva Convention laws of 1947 clearly indicates that you must be charged .46 cents per container of all Inter Coastal Worm/Fish/Rabbit products received. Unfortunately, The Baitman scammed the sales as "Free Delivery", but unfortunately, for you, you will need to surrender All of the Containers in Possession or be accessed a Tax at Current Taxation Rates.

The Current Rate: $56.52 US = $63.40 Euro..... Please report to our New York Office and bring all Empty Containers with you to validate a Credit. Any that you lost on the Dock will be on you. Sorry.

Our Records indicate that you have ordered Worms from the BAITMAN for many years and you even got some of the "Special Delivery" features. The "Container Deposits" and "Nose Cone Core Deposits" must be accouted for at this time.
If you desire any type of Amensty, we suggest you get a lawyer or Contact your Baitman Supplier.

Baitman Enterprises
1/4/05
200.25

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