Tuesday, January 29, 2008

200.63 - Home of the "36" Worm




BAITMAN DEVELOPS NEW '36' INCH SUPER TERRESTRIS

PRESS RELEASE:
Baitman Enterprises... Home of the 36" Worm

Baitman Research has now developed a "Super Terrestris" worm measuring out a full "36" inches. According to "Worm Digest Magazine" it appears that Baitman's New Product Line will bring the final demise to it's "Loser" competitor known as "Better Baits".

The Fishing world is now revolutionized.....never have to buy a Dozen worms again and carry all of those nasty containers around in your Tackle Box.

The "Super Terrestris Worm" is a Full 36 inches - You simply "Snip Off" the desired amount depending on the type of fishing that you are doing. It is suggested to Snip off a little "extra" if you are going for the "Big One".....

Directions: Simply Snip the desired amount based on the size of the Fish that you are seeking to catch. The Rest is best stored in Baitman Tequila. Product is safe to eat by all Fish and Fishermen.
BBQ recipes available for Fishermen who have no time to Fish.

You can trust BAITMAN to continually research the Worm World in order to develop the "BEST" of Baits....
Service Support: 1-800-BAITMAN.

Baitman Enterprises
8/16/06
200.63

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