Monday, January 14, 2008

200.20 - Baitman's Mailbox (A)


Better Baits, Inc complains about Baitman's New "36" inch Worm

Read All Read All Just released in the Bait-N-Times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Bait Man leagally known subsidiary of a well known and seems not to be trusted "Master Baiter". Stocks down for the Bait Man as leagal filings by the Beter Bait CPY accuses Bait Man of copyright infringements for the about to be released bait cam.
It seems the Bait Man is a well established computer hacker that may spend most days and nights in front or a computer. Evidence will show how the baitman used a virus to hack Better Baits system and discover are new bait cam just before it was to be released.
More evidence will reveal how the Bait Man used a WORM VIRUS to hack the Better Baits CPY computer.See Front page pic below as the Head lines read "BAIT MAN SQUIRMS LIKE A WORM" after being discovered.
As for the three foot worm from Nantucket. Better Bait sais FUCKET and will retaliate with a fourty inch worm. (Better Baits, Inc - 3/22/04).

Baitman Response:
It was later discovered that Better Baits, Inc.uttered and published the "illegal leak" to the NYSE thus causing a temporary drop in Baitman Stocks. This was simply a cover up for the pending investigation being conducted against Better Baits which was found to be engaged in illegal "Worm Strip-Mining".
The final demise of Better Baits was caused by Baitman's partnering with the Austrailians to develop the "Super-Terrestris Worm" - A FULL "36" inches.
Better Baits is now just another "Dot-Com" washed away with the tide.

Baitman Enterprises
3/22/04
200.20

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