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BAITMAN FISHING CRUISES – 2005

Don’t Miss the Boat…..No Summer is complete without a Baitman Sponsored Fishing Cruise.

As reported in the “Bait N’ Times” Magazine….

“The Baitman Boat-Load cruises are an awesome experience. All Boats leave port for a full Three Days (3 days on the Boat, 2 nites in the water). If you like Babes, Bass, Bait, or Beer…you will love the Baitman Boat”.

The Baitman has now added a new sleek 2004 model to the fleet. The SS. Baitman now replaces the untimely demise of the flagship SS. Killoran, having been purported “sunk” by the competitor Great Baits and blamed on the Germans. The SS Killoran is now preserved in safe harbor off the Atlantic Emerald Isles.

Two fine Cruises are being offered: The “Fish N’ Chicks” cruise is the most popular and also the economy offering. The Deluxe Cruise is the “Fins N’ Fairways” cruise which offers the same amenities, but we charge more anyway.

The New SS Baitman….features: Four Stories underwater and includes a full VEGAS CASINO. For your entertainment, we feature our “DEEP SIX” Go-Go Lounge. There is also an onboard BAIT SHOP and a fully stocked INDOOR FISHING POND. The BAITMAN BAR features beers from around the world. Enjoy our own homemade BASS ALE. Our Cruise STAFF.. (See Photo) are Top Models hired from Sports Illustrated.

The Upper Deck of the Boat offers a full 9 hole Golf Course & Driving Range. Be considerate…please do not slice balls into the water and disturb the Fish…also, others are fishing from the lower decks.

For your Dining pleasure, there is the BAITMAN BUFFET.. The menu features hote ‘d rabbit, bass ala carte’,and a caviar cuisine. The menu will vary as available, but there will always be BEER and CHIPS.

At the end of the day, it suggested that all relax in the BAITMAN THEATRE to view the FISH CAM and see the ones that got away while you were on vacation.This is important Bonding time for our loyal customers…however NO TALKING is allowed in the Theatre.

Baitman Enterprises
6/16/05
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