Vacation Plan Memo
To: Employee
From: Payroll Dept.
Date: January 16. 2005
Subject: Vacation Pay
Dear Valued Employee:
Our records indicate that you have not used all of your FISHING TIME-OFF pay for the last 30 years . As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service.
Please either take the next 2,400 days off work or notify our office, and your next pay check will reflect payment of $277,432.22 which will include all pay and interest for the past 360 months.
Please have your Boss complete Baitman Form # 86 (in triplicate,please) and forward to our Dept.
Thank You for your loyal servitude. Also, remember that you may purchase Gold, Bronze, and Silver Anniversary Pins from the Baitman Gift Shop for only $l4.95/each.
Sincerely,
Your Automated Payroll Processing System
1-16-2005
100.19
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