Photo: Cruise Missile Launched from a Baitman Cruise Boat The Baitman, in cooperation with the Department of Defense, is proud to announce the FASTEST delivery of Baitman products - Right to your FRONT Door.... In 15 Minutes or less.
HERE'S HOW OUR DELIVERY PROGRAM WORKS:
1. When you place your order specify Special Delivery and include your GPS Coordinates.
2. We carefully pack your Worm Order in the Nose Cone of the Missile.
3. We can GPS your Order right to your House, Dock, or Fishing Boat.
4. Using a Lap-Top Computer, you can even Track the delivery of your order.
5. We Deliver anywhere in the USA in 15 minutes or less.
Warning:
The BAITMAN Delivery Service is intended for personal orders only. DO NOT use this service to send a "GIFT ORDER" to friends. Baitman is not responsible for delivery to wrong GPS addresses, or any Anti-Ballistic systems encountered in Delivery. Please include Shipping Charges with your order. (about $565,000). If you are interested in a "Core" Refund of the Missile Body, or any extra Insurance....please advise at time of your order. Thank You.
Baitman Press Release:
11/14/04To learn more about how our Delivery System works -
you may enjoy the following video link:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/_common/_images/cruise_missile/flash.htm
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