ATTENTION:
BAITMAN SHAREHOLDERS.......
Baitman enterprises has always focused on creating long-term shareholder value and is alarmed at the recent "illegal leak" of Insider information from "Better Baits" who uttered and published the following statement:
Baitman Inc. ( BTM ) stocks fell to an all time low today causing the company to be
booted off the NYSE. ....... 52 week high $5.01 to 52 week low 0.07 share.
( BTM) anounced at a recent share holders meeting that this was primarily
due to its rival Better Bait inc.
booted off the NYSE. ....... 52 week high $5.01 to 52 week low 0.07 share.
( BTM) anounced at a recent share holders meeting that this was primarily
due to its rival Better Bait inc.
It should be remembered to all that in the 2000 "State of the Bait" address that Baitman would be aggressively exploring the "Off-Shore Markets". Towards this goal we have introduced the "Canadian Crawler" and have partnered with the Koreans for a Fishing Cam Monopoly.
Last week we partnered with the Austrailians and developed the only "Super Terrestris" Worm - A full "36" inches...... The first order came from South Carolina. Evidently, this was a the last straw for the Better Baits empire and this Management action caused a "Crash" on the NYSE by suddenly dumping 75.000 empty worm containers on the market.
Better Baits laments.....
( BB ) NYSE , and due to the fact : " I have 75,000
empty worm containers and no revenue for worms to fill them."
empty worm containers and no revenue for worms to fill them."
The Worm World has changed since 911 and it should be be no surprise that the Baitman needs to become GLOBAL and enter the International trading market. This is mostly needed because some Bait companies like "Better Baits" engage in "Worm Strip-Mining" with no regards to environmental concerns and there are often reports that none of the worms ever get a good diet before presenting to the public.
The Board apologizes to any Shareholders that were not Privy to Insider Information (we do not do that type of illegal practice) that caused the New York Stock Market to Crash today. Rest assured that all of your stock has been transferred safely into the International Market.
You can see by the following Stock Report that we have firmly niched into the Worm Livestock Market and look forward to issuing the BEST Dividends per Ounce performance.
INTERNATIONAL STOCK EXCHANGE:
Address all Shareholder Inquiries to:
BAITMAN/worm/$$$/fish/.org.
Our Strategy is Intact and Working....We Hold the "Worm"....You hold the "Line".......
Baitman Enterprises
100.07
Baitman Enterprises
100.07
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