Welcome to “On The Dock”…with the Baitman.
BAITMASTER
Ethernet-fish@charter.net
2/1/08
200.66
WELCOME to the Best "Phishing Trips" of the Baitman. Baitman Enterprises is a new Underwater Ether-NET and holds all rights to "Fin N Fur" products. We are an OFF-Shore Service Provider of Worms, Minnows,and Crickets. HOME OF THE "36" inch WORM. Always Politically correct and Monopolistic in our Business Model. We hope that you will enjoy the creative satire, spoofs, and pics.
Welcome to “On The Dock”…with the Baitman.
BAITMASTER
Ethernet-fish@charter.net
Nutrition Values: |
Baitman 36" Worm |
Serving Size: 1 inch |
36 servings per Bait Container |
CALORIES from fat - 100% Daily Value |
Saturated Fat - 100% |
Sodium (Salt) - 100% |
Cholesterol - 0% Lo Fat Worm |
Dietary Fiber - 25g |
Carbohydrates - 300mg |
Sugars- 65g |
Protein - 2400mg |
Vitamins Added: B, A,I, T and others |
Iron - 0% - product designed to float |
This New “Astro” Stick will be a a multi-purpose Fishing Stick which can easily be converted, with accessories, to a Fishing Rod, Golf Club, or even a Rabbit Club.
The secret of the construction is the use of rare kryptonite, thus making Fiberglass and Titanium products obsolete. The Astro Fishing Stick is a “Universal Tool” and utilizes the best of Space Age Technology.
Hot Invention…. Supplies will be limited. We are signing up dealerships now and encourage you to reserve your Sales Territory Now….All Accessories, Worms, Minnows, Golf Balls, and Rabbits will be supplied from the regular Fin ‘N Fur Division. One “Stick” can now do it all….
Disclaimer: Baitman will not sell this product to any Police or Governmental Agencies who already have “Clubs & Stick-like” accessories. Nor will this product be sold to any organization that does not adhere to “Right To Club” agenda. This would include the Humane Society, PETA, and most Vegetarians.
The Astro Fishing Stick is environmental friendly and fireproof. You can use this product On Land, In the Air, or By Sea. ORDER YOURS TODAY…..
Baitman Enterprises
2/27/01
200.57
Baitman Enterprises
2/15/01
200.56
Mr. Sir:
Thank You for the interest that you expressed in our WORM Mobile.
I spoke to the Baitman personally this morning and I am happy to confirm that the Mobile does indeed come with (2) Worms. You expressed a concern to carry a Dozen or more worms at a time....but this is only our two Worm Model.
This is a Worm Safety issue per the "WSOTA" act, 2002. (Worm Safety/Occupation/Transport Act).
Most States now require adhereance to the Worm Protection Act (WPA) and will not allow transport of more than two worms at a time without approved transport containers which are, of course, always available from Baitman Enterprises.
To encourage your purchase of our WormMobile, Baitman is offering at no charge, a special Tire Upgrade:
MAXXIS WORMDRIVE CX TIRE - SUPER ALL-TERRAIN WORM PERFORMANCE
These are Super Slick Worm Racing Tires
Made from Genuine Worm Casings and test at
60psi. For Loose or Hardpack Soil Conditions.
All Natural Fibers and Environment Friendly.
Baitman Enterprises
1/10/06
200.54
I was looking through the old pictures that GRANDPA BAITMAN had in an old Tackle Box and found these to share:
After the War, he gathered some fellow fishermen and they tried to set themselves back up in business. Only this time, the funds were short, and so was the boat.
Grandpa would be proud to know that Baitman Enterprises has grown to produce the first "36" Worm, and now controls the US, Canadian, and European Crawler Markets. New Technology has produced a total Global control of the Fishing World.
Baitman Enterprises
4/18/06
200.49